‘Cause I’m Lazy

Since I refused to do my own 100 things about me for my 100th post, my best friend decided to do the honors.

 1. Her birthday is December 1st.

2. She is the first born.

3. Her Mom’s name is Kathie.

4. Her Dad’s name is Tommy.

5. She got married on November 4, 2006.

6. Her husband’s name is Jay.

7. She has a bird named Mango.

8. She has four cats; Tigger, Oreo, Kya, and Shadow.

9. She has a brother named Aaron and sister named Marcie.

10. She was born in Illinois.

11. She moved to Wisconsin in 9th grade.

12. She’s been in two triathalons, both Danskin Triathlons.

13. She was on the swim team in high school.

14. She was late for first hour every single day of tenth grade.

15. She’s a short little thing.

16. She’s got brown hair.

17. She’s got hazel eyes.

18. She drives a Grand Am or a Corolla depending on the day and the cost of gas.

19. She has a very sparkly wedding ring.

20. She’s got a membership at a gym near her house

21. She’s an ex Hobby Lobby addict.

22. She throws a mad Passion Party.

23. She’s dressed in saran wrap in the past (WITH her best friend and may or may not have pictures to prove it)

24. She has a blog and uses it.

25. She’s a homeowner.

26. She’s a glue person (and her best friend is a purple aardvark) – long story.

27. She’s got too many shoes.

28. She’s ridiculously organized.

29. She plans a lot, I mean a lot, almost too much.

30. She’s in a bird group online.

31. She frequents Facebook and is over Myspace.

32. She has a Gmail account, which must mean she’s special cause I think you have to be invited.

33. She’s a great cook.

34. She’s like a kid when it comes to vegetables.

35. She can drink, and I don’t mean orange juice, unless there’s vodka in it.

36. She went to UW Platteville.

37. She has an Associates Degree in Arts.

38. She commutes 80 miles a day, into Illinois for work, crazy with the cost of gas, smart with the cost of living.

39. She used to work for Rand McNally.

40. She used to drive an ice cream truck.

41. She got really muscular legs, they’re crazy muscular, lucky you Danielle.

42. She likes to run.

43. She gets extremely annoyed by stupid people.

44. She’s a good disciplinarian.

45. She has good credit.

46. She doesn’t like to be wrong, sorry Dan but it’s true, not that you’re often wrong.

47. She’s loves Excel, she’s seriously got a spreadsheet for everything.

48. She’s done a mold test kit.

49. She likes to work in the yard.

50. She got a massage within the last year.

51. She helping to organize a  surrogate motherhood.

52. She’s traveled out of the country.

53. She would like to be independantly wealthy, but who wouldn’t.

54. She’s a ….eh…I can barely type this, a Republican:( Gross.

55. She had an iguana that scratched the shit out of her.

56. She rides on the back of Jay’s motorcycle.

57. She worked for McDonalds.

58. She took college courses while still in high school.

59. She was only 17 when she graduated from high school.  She could have graduated 1 month after her 17th birthday but her mom didn’t want her to graduate early.

60. She drove to PA to pick up a parrot.

61. She has a computer at home.

62. She loves her library card.

63. She uses her garage for parties.

64. She’s played golf.

65. She plays pac-man (Jamil added this one)

66. She was raised Catholic.

67. She visits her grandparents most Monday nights.

68. She eats at Sweet Tomato with her Grandma.

69. She gave her sister swirlies when they were young.

70. She’s played broom, youtube it if you need a definition.

71. She’s clumsy…see previous blogs.

72. She’s ear candled her ears.

73. She used to put egg shells in her plants.

74. She likes to sleep in.

75. She has a memory foam mattress.

76. She has a Dyson and I’m jealous.

77. She sleeps on the right side of the bed.

78. She can gossip all night, if Jay lets her…sometimes he makes her go to bed.

79. She’s got a dominant personality.

80. She uses ground turkey for tacos, and her technique is a little…different?

81. She eats healthy for the most part.

82. She’s obnoxious at McDonald’s when she orders a hamburger…they probably spit in it.

83. Her favorite food is pizza.

84. She usually has a blizzard on her birthday or the day of plans…see previous blogs.

85. She has large bosoms…sorry, I’m winding down, but I don’t think it’s a secret.

86. She made her wedding invitations, with some help, but we didn’t tie the bows right.

87. She wore two different versions of her wedding dress on her wedding day.

88. She says woot woot when she’s showing excitement in email.

89. She uses big words, huge words, really smart sounding words.

90. She likes vanilla bean cheesecake from cheesecake factory.

91. She’s patient with drunk people.

92. She worked at a plastic factory and hated it.

93. She was a telemarketer for a couple days and she was “super-fantastic”.

94. She is always there when you need her.

95. She holds a grudge for you if you won’t and you should.

96. She’s an awesome sibling.

97. She’s an awesome Daughter.

98. She’s an awesome Friend.

99. She loves kids.

100. She will definitely, definitely edit this spreadsheet in some way…but I will post the original if she does.