Train Wrecks

No, I’m not going to write about actual train wrecks.  I’m not that morbid.  And besides, what would be the point?

Has anyone seen that new reality show on VH1 called I Love Money?

Per VH1’s website:  VH1 presents the new television series “I Love Money” where 15 wildly popular cast members from the “of Love” series get the chance to battle it out for what they wanted all along, fame and money! Last time these cast members competed it was for the heart of Bret, New York, or Flavor Flav, but this time its for $250,000 cash!

If you thought Flavor of Love, I love New York or Rock of Love were great shows, just wait till you see this one!  

I couldn’t stop laughing.  Seriously.  I think the casting director took the absolute dumbest and most controversial people and threw them into this show.

Have you ever driven by a really bad car accident and know you should look away but can’t?  That’s what this show is like!  But better or is it worse?.

The cast includes:

From the Rock of Love Series – Meghan, Heather, Destiny, Brandi C, and Rodeo

From the I Love New York Series – Real, Chance, Heat, Midget Mack, Mr. Boston, 12 Pack, White Boy and The Entertainer

From the Flavor of Love Series- Pumpkin, Hoopz, Nibblez and Toastee

I didn’t really follow Flavor of Love or I Love New York but I was an avid watcher of Rock of Love and when you add Heather and Meghan to the cast of any show, you  know it’s going to be wild and out of control.

FCOL, when asked what she would do with the $250,000 if she were to win, Meghan replied that she would adopt more mentally retarded dogs – she wants to raise awareness for the mental retardation of canines.   WHAT!?!  How can that shit not be funny?

All the contestants were given a black bikini to wear (both men and women) and they will take turns going into a money booth.  The 2 people who collect the most money will win and become team captains and get to choose their teams.  The one rule?  You can’t grab the money off the floor. 

I bet you can guess what happens next…YUP.  Blond geniuses Meghan and Brandi C do exactly that and get disqualified.  Seriously?  You were just told that was the one rule.  Are you really that friggin’ dumb?

And then there is Mr. Boston.  Mr. Boston admits that he’s ”not that big down there” and decides to stuff his bikini bottoms with lots of toilet paper.  This of course is before he knows about the challenge.  Before entering the booth, he unstuffs himself to make more room and accidentally lets a little something no pun intendedslip.  EWWWW.

Then, as it comes down to the final 3 to be picked for a team. Brandi C, Nibblez and Midget Mac are left.  It’s a given that Midget Mac is going home since he refused to put on the bikini thank god cause no one needed to see that!.  However neither team captain really wanted Nibblez or Brandi C so Hoopz (one of the team captains) told the girls to do 10 push ups and that is how she’ll decide who to pick.  Brandi C does 10 of the most jacked up push ups I’ve ever seen and then proceeds to sprain her ankle.  HUH?  Who sprains their ankle doing push ups?  Needless to say, Hoopz picked Nibblez.

This is some of the best reality TV I’ve ever watched and I can imagine that it will only get better.  It is a train wreck in the making. 

If you even remotely love trashy reality TV, then this is one bandwagon you NEED to jump on because reality tv doesn’t get much better than this.  And really?  There’s nothing on TV in the summer anyways so you know you have nothing better to watch.